Valentine’s Day · Gouache Garden
The Dog Insisted: a funny Valentine’s Day card
Valentine’s card from the dog that earns a laugh before a kiss: The Dog Insisted is playful and sweet, a real printed card mailed for you, postage included.
From $2 a card with postage included. The price falls to $1.50 a card on 50 or more.
About this design
Make them laugh first and melt second with a valentine’s card from the dog, mailed for you without leaving the couch. The dog insisted, so you are off the hook, and they get a real card in a real mailbox. Write the sweet part on the back, and we print it in a handwriting-style font, add the address and postage, and mail it. It goes out for you. 4x6 or 6x9, from $2 a card.
Scruffy and hopeful, a tan and gray terrier sits on a soft pink card with a red plush heart in his mouth. On the left, Be Mine is set in big red italics, and a small line reads The dog insisted, with the senders’ names beneath. It is from the dog, or at least his idea.
The words on the front
These are text fields on the order page, and the preview there shows exactly what will print.
- Greeting up to 24 characters, starts as “Be Mine”
- Small line up to 64 characters, starts as “The dog insisted”
- From up to 36 characters, for example “Love, Biscuit and Ken”
Colors: Default palette. Available as 4x6 and 6x9.
On the back
Your message prints on the left of the back in a handwriting-style font, up to 700 characters on a 4x6 card and 1,400 on a 6x9. We print the recipient’s address and the postage on the right, so there is nothing to address, fold or stick.
The dog insisted I write this, and also that you take him for a walk. Happy Valentine’s Day. I would have said it anyway, but he does look so hopeful.A message idea, signed Love, Biscuit and Ken
What to write on the back
A few lines to start from. On the order page you can tap one to use it, then change any word.
- He has been holding that heart by the door all morning. I think he wants you to know he picked you.
- You are the only person he shares his tennis ball with. That is basically a proposal.
- Roses are red, the dog is a mess, but he loves you, and so do I. Happy Valentine’s Day.
What it costs
| Size | 1 to 9 cards | 10 to 49 cards | 50 cards or more |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4x6 card6 by 4 inches | $2 | $1.75 | $1.50 |
| 6x9 card9 by 6 inches | $3 | $2.75 | $2.50 |
Postage is included in every price. Cards are mailed First-Class without a tracking number, and a card usually arrives within 8 business days of mailing. Up to 400 cards a list. Sales tax where it applies.
Designed by have it printed
An original card design created and owned by Have It Printed, LLC. Only available from us.
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Send the The Dog Insisted card to your list.
Write one message for Valentine’s Day, add your addresses, and every The Dog Insisted card is printed and mailed for you.